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AIM: lexprod2000</description><title>Ahoy!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lexprod)</generator><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Countdown 30</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5096696&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5096696&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5096696&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/5096696"&gt;Countdown 30&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/121408101</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/121408101</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:54:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Project Natal (via XboxE3)

I’m extremely skeptical....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_txF7iETX0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_txF7iETX0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Project Natal (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/XboxE3"&gt;XboxE3&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m extremely skeptical. Plus…why is a person going to scan their skate board they own to play with in a game, when they can assumedly actually skateboard, given that they bought the board. Wouldn’t buying fake board “skins” be cheaper? Isn’t the goofiness and ambiguousness of gestures not worth not having a controller? Also, say goodbye to sneezing or coughing without fucking up your game. Can you even pause? And how does it know when you’re NOT talking to it? I call shenanigans on the whole thing, but then again it is better than buying $30ish dollar wiimote and nunchuck, plus a balance board, to play the same doofy games. Given that this natal thing will work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, could they pick a creepier name? (Yes, they could. It would be “Xbox Stalker…it watches you….”)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/117741513</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/117741513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:16:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Plotlets</title><description>&lt;a href="http://plotlets.tumblr.com"&gt;Plotlets&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;New tumbleblog compiling small story ideas.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/106088827</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/106088827</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:17:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Night Shift</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4434549&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4434549&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4434549&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/4434549"&gt;Night Shift&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/102468694</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/102468694</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 21:41:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I-eye-I</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4362353&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4362353&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4362353&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/4362353"&gt;I-eye-I&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/100878788</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/100878788</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:36:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pie Heaven  » Children’s chorus covers “Eye of the Tiger”</title><description>height="344"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pieheaven.net/2009/04/27/childrens-chorus-covers-eye-of-the-tiger/"&gt;Pie Heaven  » Children’s chorus covers “Eye of the Tiger”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/100780374</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/100780374</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:53:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Speed Sudoku - Play Web Sudoku Puzzle Games Online For Free

My...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/z2ABqcshamkccdi6kzjDNJIso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.speedsudoku.com/public.php?mode=home"&gt;Speed Sudoku - Play Web Sudoku Puzzle Games Online For Free&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My new addiction&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/98555787</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/98555787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:14:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"That douche is my dad."</title><description>“That douche is my dad.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;LOST, blowing my mind  as per usual&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/97276089</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/97276089</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:50:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I couldn’t swallow, hell I couldn’t black angus sperm “Goddamn!” she herad..."</title><description>“I couldn’t swallow, hell I couldn’t black angus sperm “Goddamn!” she herad him roar king as a black slave name as her hand closed over the huge brass knob.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=%22black+angus+sperm%22&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8"&gt;“black angus sperm” - Google Search&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/97086348</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/97086348</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:55:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Umbrella (Acoustic, Bayan) (via maximbalabin)

This is madness.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9QzB5zdoJw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J9QzB5zdoJw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Umbrella (Acoustic, Bayan) (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/maximbalabin"&gt;maximbalabin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is madness.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/91065061</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/91065061</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:46:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Apocalypse Newscast (via BaratsAndBereta)

This just in:...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kdzA1sY0mI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kdzA1sY0mI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apocalypse Newscast (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/BaratsAndBereta"&gt;BaratsAndBereta&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This just in: It’s the Apocalypse!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/89235056</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/89235056</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:37:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is rad.

via img13.imageshack.us</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/z2ABqcshal3z8uyeywNwroWso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is rad.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1124/711a.jpg"&gt;img13.imageshack.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/86798500</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/86798500</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:43:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jeopardy is on muthafuckers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tourney of Champions, I’m watching from the airport in super hyooge HD, and SPORE got a clue. Neat!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/86010847</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/86010847</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:12:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Harper's Island</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/harpers_island/"&gt;Harper's Island&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Apparently CBS is trying a 13-episode complete one-season show. And it’s a crazy murder mystery thing. Sounds like it could be awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/83333534</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/83333534</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:05:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead Bird</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3445068&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3445068&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3445068&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/3445068"&gt;Dead Bird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/82977671</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/82977671</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:58:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Thank you internet, I now no longer have to try to describe this...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/XP8ojZDqQLvjUudgIN7GIg" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/XP8ojZDqQLvjUudgIN7GIg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thank you internet, I now no longer have to try to describe this animation when this song is in my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/82745487</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/82745487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:08:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Following a nasty break-up, lovelorn college English instructor Wesley Smith can’t seem to get..."</title><description>“Following a nasty break-up, lovelorn college English instructor Wesley Smith can’t seem to get his ex-girlfriend’s parting shot out of his head: “Why can’t you just read off the computer like the rest of us?” Egged on by her question and piqued by a student’s suggestion, Wesley places an order for Amazon.com’s Kindle eReader. The [pink?] device that arrives in a box stamped with the smile logo -via one-day delivery that he hadn’t requested - unlocks a literary world that even the most avid of book lovers could never imagine. But once the door is open, there are those things that one hopes we’ll never read or live through.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001RF3U9K/ref=kin2w_ddp"&gt;Amazon.com: UR: The Kindle Store: Stephen King&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stephen King wrote a book exclusively for the Kindle….that features a Kindle…..what?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/77337730</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/77337730</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:32:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Scrabble Furniture

Yes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/z2ABqcshajpl91miZpZZgykko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://freshome.com/2007/04/08/furniture-inspired-by-scrabble-game/"&gt;Scrabble Furniture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/76666181</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/76666181</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:23:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dalasverdugo:


Sisqo - Thong Song: MTV Censored Version (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OP3bZZLGBlo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OP3bZZLGBlo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dalasverdugo.com/post/76524755/sisqo-thong-song-mtv-censored-version-via"&gt;dalasverdugo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sisqo - Thong Song: MTV Censored Version (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/universalmusicgroup"&gt;universalmusicgroup&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TGIS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was literally watching this just yesterday because I’m in a group project about BBQs and we were trying to think of summer songs. Check out the hot-dog shot about half-way through. Classy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/76579733</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/76579733</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:30:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>via www.toothpastefordinner.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/z2ABqcshajg4g4qhUDbTZiFno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/012809/alternate-reality-report.gif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com"&gt;www.toothpastefordinner.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/74924749</link><guid>http://lexprod.tumblr.com/post/74924749</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:23:13 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
