June 10, 2009
June 4, 2009

Project Natal (via XboxE3)

I’m extremely skeptical. Plus…why is a person going to scan their skate board they own to play with in a game, when they can assumedly actually skateboard, given that they bought the board. Wouldn’t buying fake board “skins” be cheaper? Isn’t the goofiness and ambiguousness of gestures not worth not having a controller? Also, say goodbye to sneezing or coughing without fucking up your game. Can you even pause? And how does it know when you’re NOT talking to it? I call shenanigans on the whole thing, but then again it is better than buying $30ish dollar wiimote and nunchuck, plus a balance board, to play the same doofy games. Given that this natal thing will work.

Also, could they pick a creepier name? (Yes, they could. It would be “Xbox Stalker…it watches you….”)

May 10, 2009
May 1, 2009
April 27, 2009
April 21, 2009
April 17, 2009
That douche is my dad.
LOST, blowing my mind as per usual
I couldn’t swallow, hell I couldn’t black angus sperm “Goddamn!” she herad him roar king as a black slave name as her hand closed over the huge brass knob.
March 29, 2009

Umbrella (Acoustic, Bayan) (via maximbalabin)

This is madness.